What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

You Only Live Twice

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

What are some ways to drive women crazy while many men don't know?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do only ugly women like me on Tinder? Is it because I'm an ugly man?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is it that when the Democrats absolutely love everyone to be LGBTP, they don't even acknowledge that Barack Obama and his husband Big Mike are homosexual, and he is the first homosexual president of the USA?

-All the bad guys are black.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

A View to a Kill

What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

Goldfinger

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

From Russia With Love

Is Europe willing to risk losing its alliance with the United States, if they choose to continue the war in Ukraine?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are white men so obsessed with Asian women? I'm friends with people from all different backgrounds but I never see my other non-white male friends obsess over or talk about Asian women like I've seen the white ones do.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-J W Pepper

If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.